HillyBillytrons

It is interesting the media seems to think Pennsylvanians are a bunch of slack jawed, rubes who, despite the fact they are hunters and ace bowlers, easily fall prey to Bill’s charming flattery and Hillary’s rustic fabrications and smooth psycho-babble. The “folks” toss down a few whiskey’s with that ‘ol Scranton gal and in a second their uneducated minds become befuddled. Suddenly, she has them in her power. They are one with the rest of Hillary’s faithful coven of non-bitter, out-of-work blue-collar workers, illegal aliens, uneducated, gun toting rural folk, disenfranchised women over 50 and white males who, it is gingerly suggested, may be a tad racist. Hillary croaks out her call to war and hopes her army of HillBillytrons rises to bring her that BIG WIN she deserves. “WIN, WIN WIN”, says Hillary. “We deserve it, sweety.” Says Bill.

Well…there are some other stories nudging themselves into the news today. Chris Matthews suggested Pennsylvanians may not be as naïve as has been suggested. They may actually be able to discern truth from lies.

Another breaking story is pollsters have only been polling landlines and not cell phones. Oops! That means the under 40 crowd has not been properly counted in the polls. Wow! What an oversight.